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June 2007

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this is serious business, mad at you

So, four days on already, and I've been accused of being gay, among other things. Amazing, really.




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Why did I join again?

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Probably because gay people like you told you to.
He's not really gay, you know.
How would you know?
Because he's told me so and Anthony is generally very truthful. Also, I've never seen him do anything with another boy and I've seen him checking out girls' arses before.

So I'm pretty sure he's not gay.
Oh no, he's gay.


You just don't see it yet.
They do say it takes one to know one, Nott.

Is there something you're not telling Tracey?
I'm not gay.
Well you seem to be an expert on gay men, so it stands to reason that you'd know the signs quite well yourself.

I think you might be denying your own personal truth.
Do you need me to prove it that I'm not gay?
Even gay men can snog women.

I really don't think you can prove to me you are or aren't either way.
Fine then. Best I can do is say I'm not gay. If you don't believe me, then I'll think you're quite unintelligent.
Exactly, Nott. You can't prove a thing. It's your word against his.

If you have a crush on Anthony, it's okay. I'm sure Tracey'll be quite surprised when I tell her and of course Anthony won't feel the same towards you but at least everything'll all be out in the open.
I. DON'T. LIKE. GOLDSTEIN.


HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU I'M NOT GAY?
I should've figured...

Nott, I thought we've already had this discussion. Your problems are not my problems.
I'm not gay. Would you like me to prove it to you?
Prove it? How exactly do you plan on proving it?
Go find Tracey and bring her to me.
Go find...

I think I'll pass. If you're not gay, I'm not gay. And let's leave it at that.
Fine.
Fine.
All right, then.
Right. Okay.

I think I'll...go join Padma.
You do that.

You know, you're very odd.
I am not.
Are too.