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this is serious business, mad at you

June 2007

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this is serious business, mad at you

So, four days on already, and I've been accused of being gay, among other things. Amazing, really.


Why did I join again?


It would certainly help dispell some of the gay rumours, wouldn't it?

Do you prefer beauty with a big heart and even bigger brains or beauty with big brains and an even bigger heart?
Parvati, I don't need - wait, there are rumors?

Either is fine, actually. Though, I think I might like the second option more.
Right, Lavender it is. Have you met Lavender Brown? She's a wonderful girl, really wonderful, huge heart, loads on intelligence, very witty, brilliant conversationalist, flirty and demure all at once!

This is going to be so much fun! Would you like to join all of us on a double date to Hogsmeade? I'm sure Colin wouldn't mind at all.
I'm in hell. I've joined hell.

Wonderful, I'll just make sure that Lav is available as well.

This should be so much fun! You don't happen to know of anyone that I might be able to set Padma up with, do you? Not that she needs setting up but she does deserve it, doesn't she? She's really very wonderful and it's too bad you went for the bigger heart instead of the bigger brain. Not that Padma doesn't have a big heart or Lav doesn't have a big brain because they both and they're really very similar which is why I had to put it the way I did.

Padma? It was a choice between Padma and Lavender?
Well, yes, who did you think it would be a choice between? My two best friends in the entire world are both single, you seem to be a very nice person, I've heard some very nice compliments about you and thought that they might make a good fit for you.

Why do you ask?
I was just curious.